Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds. 

“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”

Ok, ok, yes, this is a story from The Onion (read here), however the way things are going it’s starting to feel like less and less of a joke! Trump’s recent mess is going to plunge the country into chaos, or so it seems, and anyone watching from a far that wants to see the USA really go down the drain are probably gleaming with joy right now!

What the hell can be done? We need to get to the streets, we need solidarity movements, we need those who were silly enough to protest vote Trump to be clear that they made a mistake and want to get things back on the rails.

Surely this is the rally call that’s been needed for a long time?

What do you think?