Today a hell of a lot of people will be tustling, waiting, getting frustrated, fighting for that one special deal. If you get that deal no doubt the high will be a big one and it’ll all seem worth while. Every angry stare, every push past someone less able than you. Survival of the fittest baby!

I want you to be happy and feel high, so here is my guide to survive those black friday lines.

The first thing you need to do is wake up and ready yourself. Put some cold water on your face, do some light stretches, just get yourself ready for a full day of full on…. full on relaxing, no stress, hanging with the family.

Simple, JUST DON’T GO!

I know you knew that was coming right?

A day off work, a rare thing, something to embrace, enjoy and something for you and all the family to cherish.

Make sure you do plenty of this:

Or drink some wine, or your favorite tea, just chill, take it easy, chat, watch TV, put on a movie, go for a walk. When you don’t have to shop the possibilities are endless.

AND… if you absolutely have to shop today, you just need to scratch that itch, open a browser tab. Amazon (shop here to see their black friday deals) and a gazillion online retailers have nice sales today.

You with me?