Evangelical Pastor convinced followers his penis contained HOLY MILK, arrested

by | Jan 31, 2013 | Blog | 4 comments

(UI thoughts: This has to be a joke or prank.)
Reposted here from source below:
BRAZIL – January 28, 2013 – Religion is a virus. The world is quickly finding out the damage and crimes that the Vatican and its little harlots – all other religions – have caused worldwide.
Just when you think you had heard it all, another malicious and alarming crime committed by a criminal priest, nun, minister or pastor, surfaces. This one has to be one of the most shocking yet…an Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK. The criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picano of Brazil.

Evangelical Pastor convinced followers his penis contained HOLY MILK, arrested

Holy Milk PastorValdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the “Holy Spirit”, by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk”. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”. “He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation”. This is the testimony of one of his victims. This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

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4 Comments

  1. rustyryan

    I love how the article called religion a virus as if the preist doing the scamming and the people dumb enough to fall for this wouldnt have done similarly stupid things without religion. Way to take accountability away from the guilty party Urban Intellectual…

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  2. Furious

    This is just a mess. I don’t know any other way to categorize this.

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