For Sale: Buy-A-Reputation Featuring Donald John Trump

by | Jan 17, 2018 | Opinion | 0 comments

Back in “the day,” there were certain persons of some financial means who decided it wasn’t a bad idea to buy their way onto the cover of a major mainstream magazine. Advertisers not needed.

It was bad enough that politicians were already inventing #fakenews about themselves because they didn’t have the earned merit to warrant serious introspection about their qualifications to run for office, but when Hollywood decided that they could #fakeAstar by finding someone who ‘fit the suit’ so they could use masked studio technology to make them sound better than they could actually sing (shown whenever Beyonce had a challenge brought to her to sing “The National Anthem” at the Obama Inauguration of 2012 and was found lip-syncing her own words, i.e., she couldn’t pull it off ACAPELLA without studio enhancements-i.e., AUTOTUNE), but then the day finally came when LAWYERS used the same publicity methods to make themselves seem larger-than-life in American jurisprudence, and also that original #fakenews entity, the mother of all Fake TV, FOX news networks, decided (and the Federal Communications Commission allowed) that it was better to make news than to wait for it to happen. Who the hell got paid under the table for THAT BS?

But, to hell with deceiving people — anyone who is dumb enough to fall for it, they figured, should. They still reserve the right today to pump pure bull between your ears, enter at your own risk.

FOX network ditched honest and reliable news reporting down the garbage tubes, and as the founding entity of “reality TV,” where delusions of what is real are paraded to the common gullible public as ‘really’ real, FOX turned television and anything close to truth in the literal landfill of American ingenuity.

As many know, the main reason reality TV happened (which is nothing close to reality) is because of a big 1990s writer’s strike where, rather than rehire and pay the REAL WRITERS OF HOLLYWOOD, corporate executives decided it was cheaper for them to let common people do life “unscripted,” even though they were making up boatloads of unprecedented false drama and lies as they filmed it all.

The style -known as unmitigated voyeurism- became very popular amongst the least educated American. And along with FOX’s version of false news stories designed to make it appear as if they were reporting facts, the demarcation lines of real and reality were blurred to the point where no one knows their assholes from their appetites anymore.

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The sad part is how easily American democracy is duped and despoiled by the veteran #fakenewsers of False FOX, but even worse are the many millions of people who were/are uneducated enough to believe any of it was/is the truth, and that’s where the television shit-fight started. It follows that they had no ability to discern the truth from a lie, they simply had never been educated to know any better.

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Personally, I’ve never EVER been a fan of fake #”realityTV”, mainly because I don’t give a flying fugazi what is going on behind closed doors and curtains when it has no psychological or philosophical basis for being what it is, and no application to the meaning of life or zero application to MY life, but also because the professional writers simply did a much much better job of making up stories and storylines and fleshing out characters that, without their expert input, were just commonplace and highly boring folks.

Writers with experience in REAL life made up fiction characters who were deeper and more complex than real humans with drama. The characters formed in the writers’ minds were multi-dimensional, complex, historical, and they had a reason for being, there was always something they wanted out of life besides money and fame, and expert writers plunged and explored the depths of the human psyche in a way that no made-up TV reality-show drama artist falsing a superficial reality could match.

The writers were unmatched when it came to explaining life in ways that selfish bottom-feeding low-hanging-fruit ghetto/trailer-gutter drama never can. In the “real” world, any problem is easily resolved by getting up and walking out of the room. End of drama. Now, reality TV is the same. All situations on reality shows are easily resolved, just get up and leave and don’t come back. Nothing complicated or educational about it.

If nothing else, this reality show ‘bit-TV junket’ proved that people NEED professional writers to tell their stories, because, without them, nothing the characters do or say truly makes any sense or has any life application value assigned to it. But then there are the people who are “only in it for the meaningless drivel of drama.” Trump is one of their kind.

He bought a reputation for himself that he could never have garnered on his own merit.

Mainly, he had to have other people paint him out in the media to be something he wasn’t, and still isn’t … forging a reality about who he was, and is, that simply never happened.

This is why it’s so easy for Trump to scream #fakenews and run and hide from the American media, the media that adored and hugged Barack and Michelle Obama because they were just camera- and story-worthy people who had it like that.

But when AMERICAN MEDIA begins to tell the truth about Trump and what he stands for, we are reminded that he is one of the main engineers and purveyors of falsehoods that people tend to fall for. Most who believe his bullshit believe it because they don’t have the ability to place a delimiter between what is false and what is real. Typically, they are the types of people who spend far more time watching television than paying attention to what’s going on AROUND THEM.

It’s like a woman who can cry tears for a character on the Dr. Phil Show, but can’t find an ounce of sympathy in her soul for a real friend sitting next to her on a sofa while she watches Dr. Phil. For the unknown TV personality, rivers of tears are cried; but for the friend sitting next to her, the words are, what were they again … oh, that’s right “Cry me a river.”

That’s how mentally-deranged reality TV has made most of America think. Bad behaviors and drug addictions and sex addictions and even false realities about gender neutrality are all normalized and made to appear as if that’s the way the world works when it does not.

Everything people THOUGHT they knew about Donald John Trump turned out to be — not just escalated typical media hype that most or all politicians parlay when they are trying too hard to win an election — but a full-fledged outright sack of lying ‘creepy-ass krakka’ bullshit. Thank you, Trayvon Martin, for those enlightening words which will live on in American infamy.

That broke@ Trump ape went into the White House in 2017 with people thinking he was some kind of billion-dollar big-time business mogul, but it turned out that since he owed more than he owned, he was going to have to shovel the biggest sack of lying deceitful $ carrot sticks ever in U.S. history in order to become the man he can never TRULY be. He simply doesn’t have it like that. Never did, and he never will.

True enough, Trump forced his way into the annals of the American history books just like he forced a television network to beat a dead horse called “Celebrity Apprentice” to life just to keep him relevant when he no longer was; but he also bought his own media and public reputation. It is one that he could never have had on his own without just enough cash to pay people to make him look like something he isn’t.

He forged and plagiarized his fake media persona into the public eye in Washington, D.C., apparently with the help of some key Russians to whom he owes his life and his remorseful reputation as a severe traitor to the United States, but it wasn’t even a very good forgery at that.

American racists felt this dire need to use Trump to prove that this is still a “whyat main’s kuntry” (hyuk hyuk), but it BOOMERANGED on their asses, BIG TIME.

Turns out that of all the things these “whyat” folks said about Black people on FOX, it was them all along.

They are every single solitary stereotype they ever had or said about Black people in America, in all of their various forms of racist and xenophobic media – all the whores, pimps, baby mamas, baby daddies, thug relatives, prostitutes, fakers, liars, druggies, drunks, crackheads, cocaine noses, robbers, rapists, and thieves. Whatever they said about us, as we can see in Donald Trump and his cronies, it turns out that it was THEM tossing their own specious monkey poop over the fence at Black people, many of whom refused, and still refuse, to toss it back where it belongs.

Just like the way Trump’s wife, Melly, copied and pasted First Lady Michelle Obama’s words to make herself seem like she knew what she was talking about, Trump’s reputation is plagiarized. His illegitimate business ‘finesse’ and his long off-shore money deals and RICO transactions, all that turned out to be is a bunch of horse manure, as is all the very staged #fakenews that he accuses others of perpetrating. He is what he claims others are, that much is proven.

Sure, Trump does have a place in the history books.

It is a place where he does not naturally belong and which is out of his proper position in life, and this much is true. No one would have known what a fake he is had he never run for President, but now we all do. Trump has since committed provable acts of TREASON … and no one cares if chickenshit blue dog Dems are too scared to say so.

Trump is going to have to pay a lot of Paycheck Purveyors to make for him a long list of non-provable falsehoods, plenty of #FAKENEWS, and phantasmagorical “reality TV” reports and #alternativefacts in a very Nazi-esque fashion.

They are going to have to write it ALL down, on Trump’s command and ‘at his pleasure’, the way he says to, because his real “rep”, and not the fake one that he bought and deceived himself into believing, can NOT stand an honest story, or history, about what kind of man he has chosen to become … that is, if he is a REAL man at all.

One never knows nowadays

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