TMZ, ever the ones to intentionally seek out and be the first to report a story (they broke the news about the death of Michael Jackson before anyone else heard it), has reported an elevator chance fight of literal “video fisticuffs” between rapper/hiphop mogul Sean “JayZ” Carter and his sister in law, Solange Knowles, sister, of course, of his megawatts superstar wife, Beyonce.

The facts are not in yet on what exactly caused the fight, but once the elevator video was obtained and released by TMz, it immediately caught fire and put the Twitterverse in an outrage, substantively overshadowing the flamed out Twitter Fight over little 13-year old Willow Smith and the boudoir photograph of her and a 20-year old that Mom, Jada Pinkett Smith, says was overblown.

Of course, the first thing that came out of the “JayZ Camp” was that they, Jay and Solange, that is, were “just joking.” Riiighhhtt.

Uhm, I beg to differ, but that video looks like they were doing anything BUT joking.

Until all the facts are in, however, let’s say it was “just a joke” and Solange and JayZ were simply messing around. That doesn’t explain why the TMz Illuminati also reported that Bey and her little sister left the establishment in one car and JayZ left in a totally separate vehicle.

Tick tock … says the clock.

Based on JayZ’s history with women, particularly Black women, it isn’t hard to guess that if he keeps this up, he’s going to end up on the front pages of mainstream media as the “Ike Turner” of the New Millennium.

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Note: He said that one (in Y2000) was a “joke,” too; a little rouse with a “friend.” However, the end result was that he paid her $10Large not to speak on it again.  Ten Grand for a “joke.” Wow.